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Real News Headlines + Fake Financial Predictions = St0nks
The World's Number 1* Market Predictor
*In terms of inaccuracy
This website was made with advanced AI, including
cutting-edge algorithms such as
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Luckily for all you AI aficionados, I have made the code for this open-source so that you can learn from it. You can find the code on GitHub.
You can also follow St0nks on Twitter to see real-time real-fake market updates!
In these times of confusion, the world desperately needed a reliable market predictor made for the people, by the people.
Being the philanthropist I am, I seized this golden opportunity and created the beautiful website you are currently viewing.
This SMBC comic inspired me to make this website, and I hope this website inspires you.
Right now - St0nks fetches real-time news to make predictions.
Not even the Fourth Industrial Revolution can stop this website!