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SPACEX NEWS - SPACEX FIRES UP SN10 STARSHIP PROTOTYPE FOR 2ND TIME - FINTECH ZOOM

Real News Headlines + Fake Financial Predictions = St0nks


The World's Number 1* Market Predictor

*In terms of inaccuracy

How?

This website was made with advanced AI, including cutting-edge algorithms such as import random and random.choice().

Luckily for all you AI aficionados, I have made the code for this open-source so that you can learn from it. You can find the code on GitHub.

You can also follow St0nks on Twitter to see real-time real-fake market updates!

Why?

In these times of confusion, the world desperately needed a reliable market predictor made for the people, by the people.

Being the philanthropist I am, I seized this golden opportunity and created the beautiful website you are currently viewing.

This SMBC comic inspired me to make this website, and I hope this website inspires you.

When?

Right now - St0nks fetches real-time news to make predictions.

Not even the Fourth Industrial Revolution can stop this website!